Product Review – the Seahorse by Mr Hankey’s Toys

Mr Hankey’s Seahorse – Five sizes to choose from

Mr Hanky’s Description
Hop on the Seahorse and let him take you to new depths! This toy comes in five popular sizes, the small for the ladies or those who are relatively new to anal play using larger toys, the medium for those who are semi-experienced, the large for the relatively seasoned player, the XXL for those who are trying to reach new levels and the monstrous XXXL for only the most experienced pig. The Seahorse is beautifully sculpted with very intricate detail, this toy is a work of art! If you like to feel every inch of penetration then this toy is for you! This toy is for those who do not necessarily want a smooth surface but prefer bumps, ridges, ribs and humps -this toy has them all. You will feel this toy “pop” through your sphincter every inch of the way. With a tapered head, this toy has the ability to go deep and is excellent for depth and width play.

My Take
I bought the Seahorse XXXL because I’m a size queen when it comes to my toys. I also bought it because it looked awesome, looked so different from all the other toys I’ve played with and thought it would add a whole new experience to my toy play. It was a must have!

When I took it out of the box I was impressed by its size. At first I thought there’s no way I’m getting this thing up my butt. Then I started squeezing it and was pleasantly surprised with how much give there was. Then I thought just maybe I would be able to.

Now it was time try this beast out and take it for a ride. I knew J-lube was not going to do the trick to lube this toy up, but I used my lube injector and put some deep in my hole anyway. Then I took my other injector and put some Crisco in my but. Finally, I took a good amount of Crisco and lubed the toy every where. There are a lot of nooks and crannies to lube up so expect on taking a little bit of time to do this. You want to do a good job because the surface of the toy is not smooth. It’s textured like skin, but not smooth and pliable as the real deal.

I placed the Seahorse on my toy stand and tried to mount it. I’m a short guy at just barely 5′ 8” and found I needed a little help getting high enough to fit the head in my hole. With a little practice I no longer needed to hike myself up on top of it. Once it gets in me it wants to climb right up inside me sliding in at about 4-6 inches. Taller men probably won’t experience this. I could definitely feel the roughness of the texture so I went slow. To keep the shaft lubricated I did a little in and out action to prevent the lube that was already in me from being pushed up to the top of my path.

I could feel every ridge of that toy as a rocked my way down , which was awesome. The soft squishy body allowed me to put a lot more in than I thought I could. With a little forward motion and some help with my hand I was able to angle just right allowing it to slip through another hole. I thought I was in heaven. That didn’t last long though as that squishy body started to expand. It was a rough ride, but I like that. I play and stretch with several toys but save the Seahorse for last because after 4-6 squats on it my hole is done.

So how would I rate it? I give it a 4 on a scale of 1-5. The only reason I give it a 4 is that the texture is really rough. When it gets tight in there it creates too much friction for me. Now, If I was a bigger guy and like the rough ride, I’d give it a 5.

All in all, it’s become one of may favorite toys


Check Out this Video of the Seahorse in Action

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Base price: $129.95 USD
  • Add Vac-U-Hole + 4.95
  • Size:
    • Small – no additional charge
    • Medium + $23.00
    • Large + $45.00
    • XXL + $78.00
    • XXXL +$110.00


Seahorse webpage:

Make a Lube Injector

Having a tool to get lube up your ass for fisting or toy play is, in my humble opinion, essential for safe and pleasurable play. Good lubrication reduces friction between skin and toy surfaces with the sensitive tissues in you lower gastrointestinal (GI) tract . Lubrication also captures bacteria and may even help reduce the chances of STI infection.

Getting lube in your hole is not too hard. Depending on what kind of lube you’re using you can easy squirt or push it in. But, what if you’re a depth-player. I love depth play and depending on the size of a man’s arm I can usually fit him in from anywhere pre-elbow to mid-bicep. So for me getting lube past my second hole is absolutely necessary.

Pushing and squirting lube in me just won’t to the trick. I looked for lube injectors in sex shops but found all of them woefully inadequate. Since I like creating things, do-it-yourself inventions, I decided to make my own. I went through several variations until I came up with a design that is sturdy, effective and relatively safe (depending on how you use it of course). The simple designed worked really well for me and continues to do so after many years.

My design was simple and very basic. All I did was to find a commercially available BBQ juice injector and make a couple of minor modifications. I have two versions that I use; one for getting Crisco a few inches inside my hole near the middle of my rectum. I use the other for depositing J-lube past my second hole. It’s important to note here that you want to use small quantities of lube because if you use too much, a hydraulic effect occurs and creates uncomfortable pressure as you try to move an arm or a toy up your GI tract.

My Crisco lube injector

To make the first injector, all I simply had to do was find a juice injector with a silicone o-ring plunger and throw away the injection needle. You want a silicone plunger because it will not degrade like rubber or plastic will. Rubber quickly becomes “gummy” and unusable. Some plastics will too, but plastic plungers are not recommended because they simple don’t fit tightly enough within the cylinder.

You can find scores of different brands online and on Amazon. I haven’t used this particular brand before, but this one looks ideal and only costs about $7.00

The second injector I made for depth to deposit my J-lube, was one I found at Home Depot. I later found the same model on Amazon for a lower price. With this one, all I did was to take one of the injection needles and cut it in half and then take a 1/4″ tube approximately 6″ to 8″ long and force it over the remaining part of the needle. It’s important that the fit is tight. I took a cigarette lighter to slightly melt the edges at the other end of the tubing to eliminate any sharp edges.

My deep J-lube injector

The tubing adds the necessary length to get the lube deep and also make it easy to siphon lube out of a bottle or other container

If you don’t use J-lube, due to the small diameter of the tube, you should be aware that thick lubricants won’t work. They will be nearly impossible to draw up into the cylinder. Lubes with a liquid consistency will work best.

Another Great Lube Mix

I’m always experimenting. That’s what I do. That’s who I am. I’m also always playing with toys…really big ones.

Some time ago a man from Germany living locally said he wanted to fist me and laid out his plans for us in his fantasy. In them he said he’d lube me up with vaseline. I’d never really thought of using vaseline as fisting lube because it worked miserably for regular sex, so I asked him why. His only answer was that it was thicker than other lubes and lasted longer.

The Boss Hogg

We never hooked up, but the idea of using vaseline stuck with me. Then I bought a Boss Hogg toy from Mr. Hankey Toys, which has 5 sizes. Of course I bought one of the biggest. It was a really tight fit and Crisco didn’t seem to do it, nor did J-lube, even really thick J-lube. Then I remembered what my German friend said about vaseline. I had some in the bathroom so I fetched it and gave it a try. As a lube it was better than Crisco, but more tacky and difficult to work with. I use a kitchen juice injector to insert lube deep into my hole. Trying to stuff it with vaseline was really messy no matter how hard I tried to keep things neat and clean. Normally I can just put J-lube in a small container and draw the mix up with the injector. With Crisco I could take the end off the injector and plunge it into the can of Crisco and pull it out. But not with the vaseline.

Homemade lube injectors made from commercially available BBQ juice injectors

My solution was to mix all three ingredients to see how that would work. It took me a bit of experimenting with the right proportions, but I finally came up with a mixture that was equal parts Crisco, vaseline and J-lube. J-lube is the variable though. It really depends on how thick you make it which is a personal choice. The J-lube mixture I used was as thick as a heavy syrup. The combined concoction was thick as a paste but thin enough that it could be sucked up by the juice injector.

I’ve used the mixture now for several months and I really like it. It coats the surface of the Boss Hogg really well and feels great for fisting. It’s easy to make although more complicated than whipping up a batch of J-lube. It’s easy to bottle and use in my juice injector and best of all, a little goes a long way.

On the down side, it is harder to clean up. Vaseline doesn’t dissolve with dish detergent as easy as Crisco does. J-lube is difficult to wash off, and any utensils you use in the mixing process are a pain to clean up unless you use a dish washer with high heat and a hefty batch of detergent. It’s also a bitch to get out of fabrics.

Fortunately for me I have a dedicated play space in the garage with a big wash tub/sink and plenty of really hot water. In my case, the pros outweigh the cons. I highly recommend try giving a couple of small batches a try to see how you like it.

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